All I need for Christmas: Cigars!

I have concluded this year to plead for basic Christmas Gifts that my wife can pick out easily for me. My selection, as always, is my well-beloved smoke from copenhagen-tobacco.com. She doesn’t even have to leave the apartment, she can go on the internet (I have all my favorites sites saved) and place the order there. As far as more gifts, she can go to the nearest shop and pick out a gift. She mentions every year that I am utterly baffling person to shop for. But we have been married for about 15 years! And if she doesn’t know the things I like by now, I quit. I constantly mention every year, “I want smokes”, I smoke 1 or 2 in a day, and that adds up. I have a humidor for keeping my smokes, “what’s that for?” she askes. Well my sweetheart, it’s to keep my smokes refreshed. So, if you get me some for the holiday I can store them in there for a few months and remove a stogie when I am wanting to fancy one. Although I have to say, I got blessed last year, she bought me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The year before, she gave me a fishing pole, because I said I would like to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing once in two years, but guess what, I still smoke 1-2 smokes in a day. In the end what do I want for the holiday this year? I want Cigars, and whatever else would just be an secondary pleasure.

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